Anonymous:  you dont like dates?

I’m just not interested

Anonymous:  When can i take u out on a date ?

You can’t

Anonymous:  would you ever sell nudes?

No, I don’t think so

memeufacturing:

imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again 

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